Anonymous asked: Must moo your moo anon moo magic moo be moo so moo silly moo?
I moo agree moo. How moo do moo I moo know moo that moo you moo didn’t moo do moo it moo, anon moo?
ask-articuno asked: Anon Magic: You have to say moo after every word for the next 5 asks- and the next 5 messages to others.
I Moo hate Moo Anon Moo Magic Moo!
Anonymous asked: Articuno, you say that Moltres and Zapdos betrayed you. When did they betray you?
I…I…*looks away as eyes start to tear up* Do I have to get into that right now?! I would rather not… please don’t make me…
Anonymous asked: Articuno... you just killed 3 pokemon. How do you feel?
*wakes up from half asleep faze and see’s Jynx’s*
WHAT HAVE I DONE?! Arceus is gonna kill me… Not just that I just killed three pokemon… because they insulted me! Oh Arceus I’m a killer when I’m half asleep
REBLOGS ONLY !
We’re gonna give random solos to 23k+ dashboards !
dont freak out when you followers count explode
kinda have to…
Anonymous asked: I just wish Moltres wasn't so hot-tempered and Zapdos wasn't so... Resentful! Has any other Pokemon tried to claim that they're more beautiful than you?
Heh… you want to know? Those stupid frickin’ Jynx’s do. A few walked up my mountain just to see me and say that they were more beautiful than me. You see, I wouldn’t normally brutally kill a pokemon just because they said they were prettier than me, in fact, I don’t even care that they said that, but the fact that they had the nerve to walk UP my mountian, INTO my dungeon,WAKE me up, and SAY that they were more beautiful than me and just walk away, really annoyed me.
First of all: IM A LEGENDARY BITCH
second: You guys are so ugly…
third: Just walk in to my cave, wake me up and walk away. Heh, I don’t think so.
So guess what I did then? I flew out, I froze one solid, smashed her to peices, knocked a second one off a cliff, and killed the last one with my claws. I was also half asleep. I don’t have anger problems unless I’m half asleep.
Anonymous asked: Anon magic: attacks that are normally super effective on you will not harm you.
(Take that, Moltres >:))
Anonymous asked: *breaks out of the ice* Easy, Articuno. I'm NOT saying that you're weak. What worries me is that fire attacks from Moltres and lightning attacks from Zapdos are both super effective on you. That's unfair! How do you put up with such unfair odds like that?
I thought you would realize by now, that because they were born with a type advantage, that I was born stronger and smarter, more agile and quick, so that I would be able to defend myself if they betrayed.
And they did… but I don’t want to go in to that right now…
Question with 1 note
Anonymous asked: Don't worry, I'll make sure Moltres and Zapdos don't harm you. You're most beautiful bird pokemon in the world!
*she smiles slightly, but then realizes that the Anon is saying that he’ll protect her, and she takes this as if he was calling her weak*
Are you saying I’m weak? Do you think I’m weak?! HUH?! I’LL SHOW YOU WEAK! *She flies up into the air, freezing the anon solid, and picks the frozen anon up in her claws. She then flies to the tip of her mountain, and tosses him down, still huffing. After that, the angry in her eyes melts away as she looks down at the falling anon*
… I got angry.
I was also half asleep. Oops.
Anonymous asked: Have you ever teased Zapdos and Moltres?
Honestly? Yes, a lot. They often attack me, but I don’t really care. I like to steal their stuff. They get really angry :D
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